- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

I C U P White stuff

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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