- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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