- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A van drives into a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Refridgerator.

Poker face

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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