- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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