Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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