- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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