How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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