- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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