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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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