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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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