"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Andoni was here

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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