- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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