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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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