A house comes around the corner.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

human centipede

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Hi.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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