- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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