Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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