why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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