Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Anti Joke

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