Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Anti Joke

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