- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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