What city likes baseball the most? New York

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

the WNBA.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

bangers and mash?

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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