- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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