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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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