- Anti Joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay