- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Neil is a reterd.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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