- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Refridgerator.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Poker face

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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