- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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