If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What does? 42

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