Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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