- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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