- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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