- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??