- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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