- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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