- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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