Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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womens rights

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Beka has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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