- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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