- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??