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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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