- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Racial equality.