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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

I hate blackniggers

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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