What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Granny porn!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock knock Come in

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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