- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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