- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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