What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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