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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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