- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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roses are red poo is poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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