your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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