- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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