What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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9/11

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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