- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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