- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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