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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Sarah Palin.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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