- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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