Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's one plus one? two.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Turkey Balls

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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