- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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