What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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I love pissing people off :P

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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