Q: knok knok A: Im home

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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