Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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