What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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