I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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