Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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