- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why can't february march Because april may

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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