Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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