- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

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