- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats worse than suicide? death

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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