Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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