whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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