What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Charlie Sheen

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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