- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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