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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

bite me

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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