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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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