Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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