- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.