A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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