- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

women's rights.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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