Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Gus's mom

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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