- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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