Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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