- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Jordan is pregant

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Golf.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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