- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

The Labour Party.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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