Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Fat? Jesse Z

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How old is victor? Half past dead

kennah campion when she talks

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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