Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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