whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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