What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Anti Joke

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