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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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