- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Sarah Palin.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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