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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Half life 3 confirmed

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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