- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Women's rights

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

haha Otarts was here

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Poop

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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