- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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