- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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