- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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