- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

anti jokes are really funny

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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