- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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