Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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