why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Anti Joke

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