- Anti Joke

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.