There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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american idol

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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