When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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FUCK YOU

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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