- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's the difference between a duck?

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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