Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Black people having a Job.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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