Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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