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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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