Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Anti Joke

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