- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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