- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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