If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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