- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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