knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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