- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock, COME IN!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Faithful men.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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