- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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