- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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