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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

knock knock? come in

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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