what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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