Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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