- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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