Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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