- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

why does the man appear fat he is

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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