If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Dwarf Shortage

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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