- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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