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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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