- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A young baby died.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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