- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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