- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Guess what? I like trains.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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