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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

the economy.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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