A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What's blue? The sky.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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