- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is green and slow Grass.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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