- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

womens rights

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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