Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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