- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Yellow People !!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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