The New York Giants

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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