How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Womens rights

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Women's Rights

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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