Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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