I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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