- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A storm be brewin!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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