- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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