whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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read this sentence again.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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