Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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David Cameron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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