Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Click here for free sandwich.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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