- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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