- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

My mom

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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