Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Anti Joke

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