A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

The New York Giants

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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