- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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