A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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