How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Yes

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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