- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Haha, I get it..

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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