- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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