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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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