I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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women's rights.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Anti Joke

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