Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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