Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Justin's life

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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