why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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