- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Michael Brown

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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