Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Michael Brown

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Yellow People !!

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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